tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-289975312011-04-21T14:59:26.661-07:00Blah. Wales 4 eva.pezabjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15351338886694943396noreply@blogger.comBlogger31100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28997531.post-1149016349885749782006-05-30T12:08:00.000-07:002006-05-30T12:12:29.896-07:00My bosses boss<br />Julie Burchill<br />Russel "The voice" Watson<br />Emelda Marcoss<br />Jamie Carragher<br />Noel Edmonds<br />Russel Grant<br /><br />And a special word for Wolverine:<br /><br />Why don't you have an adamantium appendage on your cock? Or smoke cigars out your arse? COME ON. GET IT TOGETHER YOU TWAT.<br /><br />PEZABJ ADVISES - Don't hold your breath on an England victory in this year's world cup.<br /><br />MARADONNA IS KING!!!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/28997531-114901634988574978?l=pezabj.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>pezabjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15351338886694943396noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28997531.post-1149010391902274392006-05-30T10:31:00.000-07:002006-05-30T10:33:11.903-07:00Aye. LISTEN WITH INTEREST YOU BASTARDS. TODAY I DID A POO.<br /><br />I HOPE THAT YOU AGREE THAT THIS WAS A DECENT THING TO DO.<br /><br />Pezabj dislikes the books of Dan Brown and the films of Tom Hanks IMMENSLEY.<br /><br />If you like the books of Dan Brown and the films of Tom Hanks you CAN FUCK REET OFF.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/28997531-114901039190227439?l=pezabj.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>pezabjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15351338886694943396noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28997531.post-1149009773540742392006-05-30T10:18:00.000-07:002006-05-30T10:22:53.546-07:00Went to Aides stag do in Amsterdam. GOT OUT ME HEAD ON DRUGS. IT WAS SMART. Got very pissed too. We went to see a Sex show and a woman pulled a string of pool balls out of her fanny. I made my excuses and went and had a love wee in my Hotel. When I came back a man was shagging a woman live on stage. He saluted the crowd when he finished. <br /><br />But what did this multi layered metaphor mean?<br /><br />It meant that he was acknowledging to the crowd that he could indeed satisfy a woman live on stage in front of loads of perverts, but this show of super human endeavour hid the fact (rather like the tears of a clown) that whilst he could service a woman live on stage he could not, alas, service his wife.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/28997531-114900977354074239?l=pezabj.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>pezabjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15351338886694943396noreply@blogger.com0